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January 2nd, 2011


teh_joker
09:44 pm - Down with Priscilla!
Priscilla is an icky Mary Sue and a slutty leech!! Everyone says she's soooo cool and pretty and awesome, but they're liars who need to open their eyes to the truth!

1) Her supports are ALL BOYS! That makes her a slut who chases anything with a penis, and that's BAD!

2) All those boys are already in love with other boys, so she's getting in the way of kawaii yaoi couples! Sain loves Kent, Guy loves Matthew, Raven and Lucius love each other, Heath loves Legault and Erk loves Pent! Priscilla uses her evil vagina to try to entice the boys away from their lovers, but she should die in a fire and leave them alone!

3) She's such a bitch! She's mean to Lucius, she yells at Sain for needing healing, stalks Guy and whines at Heath for no reason!

And there's the evidence that Priscilla is a whore! If you disagree with me, you're a homophobe!
Current Mood: bitchybitchy

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January 1st, 2011


sorakh28
07:52 pm - SPEAKING OF PAIRINGS...
So, Gen V has arrived in Pokémon, and a new anime is out.

What are your thoughts on Ash/Dent, aka Cafémochashipping?

*predicts people's reaction*

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mayxdecemberotp
05:31 pm - Anon meme woes
So some well-meaning but not very bright person decided to hold an Anonymous Fic Review meme, "just for fun". I thought it sounded neat, so I posted a link to a Syrene/Innes fic I wrote recently. Most of the comments I got were from people saying how they'd never considered the pairing before but now they are, or those who always thought it sounded like Syrene had a crush on Innes.

And then I got this:

Cut since this got kind of longCollapse )

In conclusion, Esmeralda, you fail at both anonymity and grasping the point of choices in Fire Emblem.
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed

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August 31st, 2010


shadrogue
09:09 pm - OMG GAIZ
sew i lyk FIANANALY gut tales of symphonya & i lyk ZELOZ AND LYUD OK sew hear iz my fix i totly wrot dis mahself OK

NO FLAMEZZZZZZZZ

THEIR TWU WUV!Collapse )

I HUP U ENEJOYED DAT OK IT IZ TOTLY ORIGINAL NO FALAMZ!!~111111

((I demand fanart of the "absolutely original" fic posted here... the mental images are just too much... *GIGGLE*))
Current Mood: accomplished

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July 15th, 2010


oldschoolheart
09:53 am - Oh, these newbies...
... My will to claim Masumi Hayami/Maya Kitajima as my pairing of choice in a certain writing challenge comm went away the *very* moment I got flamed for writing one that was sympathetic to Shiori, Masumi's fiancée and the "OTP breaker" in the Garasu no Kamen fandom.

For worse, the culprit was a fan who has only seen the new series and hasn't even bothered to read the manga. Ew, NO.

So, no. Much as I love Masumi/Maya, I'm NOT writing a pairing so dear to me for such so-called fans that make us look so bad. I don't like Shiori but she does NOT deserve to be bashed... not to mention that idiot *loves* Yuu Sakurakouji, who also was an "OTP breaker" at some point.

That's all. *facepalm*


OOC: Old saved draft is old, LOL. Found it while checking on my RP accounts, so.

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May 27th, 2010


fluffisawesome
02:34 am - Bleach rant
Dear writer of creepy, wangsty Ichihime fics: Stop ruining my Bleach OTP! I...I feel so betrayed, she was one of my favorite authors before she went batshit crazy. After reading about her motives for shipping it I just... *looks seriously crushed* Why did she have to turn out to be such an epic whackjob?

((ooc: Decided we need moar Bleach wank, especially of the lampooning variety.))
Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed

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May 2nd, 2010


icegoddessqueen
03:11 pm - G Gundam fandom, you disgust me
The canon couple is DomonxRain, and you are not under any circumstances allowed to break them up! Not for ridiculous alternate het pairings, not for disgusting out-of-character yaoi, nothing.

Domon and Rain are eternal soul mates and their amazing romance was one of the most important elements of the plot, to the point where Domon's declaration of love freed Rain from the clutches of evil and saved the world! This not only proves that true love does conquer all, but that those two were meant to be together forever! If you can in all honesty break them up in your fanfiction after that, I can't help but question the strength of your moral character.

I'm sorry, but breaking up such a beautiful couple for the sake of satisfying your sick cravings is a crime against nature!
Current Mood: distresseddistressed

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April 25th, 2010


lexivee
10:27 pm - LIKE OH MY GAWD
I HATE THE ICHIGO AND RUKIA RELATIONSHIP AND THE ICHIGO AND ORIHIME RELATIONSHIP!

GODDAMNIT, EVERYONE KNOWS RUKIA IS GOING TO RUN OFF WITH ORIHIME AND HAVE LITTLE LESBIAN SOUL REAPER BABIES! :| BY THE WAY, THE REAPERS FROM THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU KICK THE ASSES OF THE SOUL REPEARS ANY DAY, MOTHER FUCKERS!

Thank you for your time, everyone! Have a nice day~ ♥
Current Mood: bitchybitchy

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April 9th, 2010


neuroliaranger
08:43 pm - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Spoilers for Professor Layton 3.Collapse )
Current Mood: bouncySQUEE!

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April 7th, 2010


maincharassuck
05:26 pm - Unrequited love
I don't like pairings in which an unrequited crush becomes True Love.

It's unrealistic, and that pisses me off. Every couple like this involves one party being in love with another, who doesn't even realize it or just flat-out isn't interested. And then suddenly, the second party decides the first is his or her one true love forever. Come on, let's be realistic! How many times does this actually happen in real life?! Fangirls keep writing about a character getting their crush to soothe their own pain of never getting that happily ever after and employ a variety of methods to ensure their OTP gets together, usually rescue plot devices, amnesia, near-death experiences. What they don't realize is that characters who fall in love with someone just because something bad happened to them, it's not real love and it would never work out.

Second of all, a character getting to be with the person they're pining for is emotionally unhealthy and stunts their growth as a person. It's made to seem "romantic", but in reality all it's doing is reinforcing unrealistic ideals and depriving the character of a chance to look past their rose-tinted view of love, find someone else more deserving and learn to be their own person. Ichigo/Orihime, Marth/Sheeda, Ken/Jun, Eliwood/Ninian, Ephraim/Tana, Ash/Misty and Roy/Lilina are the worst examples of this: The idiotic main male character ignores the girl's feelings and continues to hurt her, and she continues to pine for him even though it's slowly chipping away at her self-esteem and identity. Meanwhile characters like Ishida, Oguma, Joe, Cormag, Gary and Bors are always so much more supportive of these girls and genuinely love them for who they are (in the case of Ninian, her strength would come from realizing she doesn't need True Love with Eliwood and that her sibling relationship with Nils is what matters more).

Unfortunately, that doesn't stop this sort of thing from happening in canon, and this is the second reason this trope makes me angry: The ones who profit are always the main characters who are Mary Sue and Gary Stu enough! -_- Aang acts like a spoiled little shit over his feelings for Katara and does nothing to earn her love, but he gets her for a prize anyway because he's Bryke's precious pet. Steve Urkel continually annoys Laura Winslow for years but she gives in and accepts his advances simply because the writers think he's entitled to her. Miaka whines and pines for Tamahome and he chooses her over his poor family because she's the heroine and she has to get her way. Chii gets to be with Hideki because the fate of the world depends on a vapid humanoid computer finding True Love. Despite Oguma and Kashim being more worthy of Sheeda's love Marth gets her anyway just because he's the hero. Carrot and Tira end up together because they're the main male and female of the series, despite Carrot being an idiot who would rather chase skirts and hurt his brother than pay attention to Tira and Tira being a passive heroine who sits there waiting for her one true wish to be handed to her on a silver platter instead of doing anything to work towards her goal.

Don't these writers realize the message they're sending to their fans?! "If you love someone you don't have to do anything to earn it because your so-called Pure Heart and informed kindness are all you need to win them over". This is the reason Nice Guys exist! Men think simply by patting themselves on the back over how nice they are they can get a woman to love them even if they have nothing else to offer and are in fact not nice at all!

Unrequited crushes becoming true love stunts character growth and rewards undeserving assholes and spoiled brats. Writers, you need to stop doing this before another generation of young fans learns the wrong lessons about romantic relationships!
Current Mood: bitchybitchy

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